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How I Met Your Mother: Season 3
September 24, 2007
20 Episodes
~21 min per episode
Overview
It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.
Episodes
20
1
Wait For It
Sep 24, 2007
21 min
3.9/5
Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
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2
We're Not from Here
Oct 1, 2007
21 min
3.6/5
Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
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3
Third Wheel
Oct 8, 2007
23 min
3.7/5
Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
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4
Little Boys
Oct 15, 2007
23 min
3.6/5
Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.
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5
How I Met Everyone Else
Oct 22, 2007
23 min
4.1/5
Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.
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6
I'm Not That Guy
Oct 29, 2007
23 min
3.8/5
Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name
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7
Dowisetrepla
Nov 5, 2007
21 min
3.9/5
Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
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8
Spoiler Alert
Nov 12, 2007
21 min
4.2/5
Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
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9
Slapsgiving
Nov 19, 2007
23 min
4.0/5
Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
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10
The Yips
Nov 26, 2007
23 min
3.8/5
When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
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11
The Platinum Rule
Dec 10, 2007
21 min
4.0/5
Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
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12
No Tomorrow
Mar 17, 2008
21 min
3.8/5
Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
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13
Ten Sessions
Mar 24, 2008
23 min
4.0/5
Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
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14
The Bracket
Mar 31, 2008
21 min
4.0/5
Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
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15
The Chain of Screaming
Apr 14, 2008
23 min
3.8/5
After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
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16
Sandcastles in the Sand
Apr 21, 2008
23 min
3.8/5
Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
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17
The Goat
Apr 28, 2008
23 min
3.8/5
Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
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18
Rebound Bro
May 5, 2008
21 min
3.8/5
Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.
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19
Everything Must Go
May 12, 2008
21 min
3.6/5
When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
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20
Miracles
May 19, 2008
23 min
4.0/5
Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.
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