Hardly Working : Season 9

Niiiice.

Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning

Apr 25, 2016

Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?

The 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do

Apr 29, 2016

Alright, alright, alright…

When You Don’t Recognise a Friend Request

May 2, 2016

It’s an elementary act of deduction.

The Opposite of a Wing Man

May 4, 2016

Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.

If Adult Cereals Had Mascots

May 6, 2016

Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!

When Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked

May 11, 2016

You see, this is our Facebook thread now.

When “Sure” Actually Means “No”

May 13, 2016

2 min

Just say no.

You Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care”

May 16, 2016

It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.

Our Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed

May 18, 2016

The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.

These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal

May 20, 2016

At least Grant thinks they’re funny.

What You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video

May 24, 2016

Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.

Shopping for a New Version of You

May 28, 2016

Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?

After Four Sneezes the World Turns against You

Jun 3, 2016

Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.

It Will Never Be Cold Again!

Jun 9, 2016

Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?

Crap! You Like an Old Instagram Post!

Jun 10, 2016

For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.

You Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade”

Jun 16, 2016

We would have crushed it in the 1770s.

This Thumbnail Is a Butt

Jun 17, 2016

Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.

How Uber Rides Are like First Dates

Jun 24, 2016

Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?

Facebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia

Jul 1, 2016

If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?

If Sex Talk Was like Office Talk

Jul 2, 2016

2 min

Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.

Strip Clubs Suck

Jul 7, 2016

Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!

Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes

Jul 8, 2016

A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.

What to Do in an Earthquake

Jul 21, 2016

Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Bring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day

Jul 23, 2016

If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.

If Internet Ads Were Salesmen

Jul 26, 2016

You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.

Everything Is Too PC These Days

Jul 28, 2016

Isn’t that technically a microaggression?

Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?

Aug 6, 2016

2 min

It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.

Why Summer Is Women’s Winter

Aug 13, 2016

When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!

Bond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends

Aug 26, 2016

What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?

Canceling Plans Showdown

Apr 22, 2016

A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.