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Car 54, Where Are You?: Season 2
September 16, 1962
30 Episodes
~30 min per episode
Overview
No overview available for this season.
Episodes
30
1
Hail to the Chief
Sep 16, 1962
30 min
Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.
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2
One Sleepy People
Sep 23, 1962
30 min
Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.
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3
A Man Is Not an Ox
Sep 30, 1962
30 min
When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.
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4
Schnauser's Last Ride
Oct 7, 1962
30 min
The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.
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5
Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch
Oct 14, 1962
30 min
When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?
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6
Occupancy, August 1st
Oct 21, 1962
30 min
Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.
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7
Remember St. Petersburg
Oct 28, 1962
30 min
A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother.
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8
That's Show Business
Nov 4, 1962
30 min
Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality.
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9
Toody Undercover
Nov 11, 1962
30 min
Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop.
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10
I Hate Captain Block
Nov 18, 1962
30 min
When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it.
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11
A Star Is Born in the Bronx
Nov 25, 1962
30 min
Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.
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12
Pretzel Mary
Dec 2, 1962
30 min
The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away.
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13
142 Tickets on the Aisle
Dec 9, 1962
30 min
When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic "Little Miss Pioneer," so does the prurient public.
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14
Stop Thief
Dec 16, 1963
30 min
After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They "cover" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?
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15
Je T'Adore Muldoon
Dec 30, 1962
30 min
To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?
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16
The White Elephant
Jan 6, 1963
30 min
A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead.
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17
Benny the Bookie's Last Chance
Jan 13, 1963
30 min
Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a candy store, and when he gets "in trouble" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it
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18
The Presidential Itch
Jan 20, 1963
30 min
An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club.
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19
Toody & Muldoon Meet the Russians
Jan 27, 1963
30 min
The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.
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20
Here We Go Again
Feb 3, 1963
30 min
Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?
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21
The Star Boarder
Feb 10, 1963
30 min
Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?
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22
The Biggest Day of the Year
Feb 17, 1963
30 min
After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is.
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23
Here Comes Charlie
Feb 24, 1963
30 min
The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on Charlie have an unnerving effect on his teetotalist coworkers. A Larry Storch tour de force!
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24
See You at the Bar Mitzvah
Mar 3, 1963
30 min
When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action.
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25
I've Been Here Before
Mar 10, 1963
30 min
A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows.
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26
Joan Crawford Didn't Say No
Mar 17, 1963
30 min
When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars.
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27
Lucille Is 40
Mar 24, 1963
30 min
Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme.
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28
The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser
Mar 31, 1963
30 min
Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.
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29
Puncher & Judy
Apr 7, 1963
30 min
At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, (Sugar Ray Robinson) in a scheme to discourage a local male hair dresser at the same parlor from continuing his amateur boxing career.
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30
The Curse of the Snitkins
Apr 14, 1963
30 min
A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.
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