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The Conners: Season 5
September 21, 2022
22 Episodes
~22 min per episode
Overview
No overview available for this season.
Episodes
22
1
Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
Sep 21, 2022
22 min
5.0/5
In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.
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2
Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
Sep 28, 2022
22 min
3.0/5
Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.
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3
Driving, Dating and Deceit
Oct 5, 2022
22 min
4.0/5
Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.
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4
Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
Oct 12, 2022
22 min
4.0/5
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
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5
A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
Oct 19, 2022
22 min
5.0/5
Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.
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6
Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
Oct 26, 2022
22 min
It’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.
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7
Take This Job and Shove It Twice
Nov 2, 2022
22 min
3.5/5
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.
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8
Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
Nov 16, 2022
22 min
It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipate
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9
Crumbs and Couch Surfers
Nov 30, 2022
22 min
Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.
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10
The Dog Days of Christmas
Dec 7, 2022
22 min
3.5/5
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
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11
Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
Jan 11, 2023
22 min
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
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12
Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
Jan 18, 2023
22 min
3.5/5
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
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13
New Pipes and Old Secrets
Feb 8, 2023
23 min
3.5/5
Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
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14
Adding Insult to Injury
Feb 15, 2023
22 min
3.5/5
Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
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15
Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
Feb 22, 2023
22 min
3.5/5
Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
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16
Hiding In and Moving Out
Mar 1, 2023
22 min
3.0/5
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
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17
The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
Mar 8, 2023
22 min
3.0/5
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
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18
Road Trip and Guilt Trip
Mar 15, 2023
22 min
3.0/5
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
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19
Text Thread and the Marital Bed
Apr 5, 2023
22 min
3.5/5
Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
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20
What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
Apr 19, 2023
22 min
3.5/5
Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy. 
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21
Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
Apr 26, 2023
22 min
4.0/5
Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
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22
The Grad Finale
May 3, 2023
23 min
4.0/5
As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.
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